Dumbledore's Irony Paroles

He died instantly, no time for strife
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

Chorus :
It's like fog on your Apparition Test day
It's a free ride on the Knight Bus, when you've already paid
It's the Dumbledore's advice that you were right not to take
Who would've thought...it figures

Verse 1:
Malfoy disarmed Dumbledore,
But then he froze up waiting, forever more
Until Snape came to save the Dark Side's day
Who would've thought Dumbledore would die that way?

Verse 2:
Dumbledore was the only one to give Snape trust
He gave him a job, didn't leave him out in the dust
So everyone was surprised to hear
That Snape killed the only one You-Know-Who had ever feared Bridge:
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
So you need a Sneakoscope to make everything go right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and your cauldron blows up in your face

Verse 3:
Snape stops you in the hallway, when you're already late
It's a “No Magic” sign on your between-class break
It's like ten thousand wands when all you need is a broom
It's Ginny inviting you into the Burrow
But to find there's no room...

End:
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...Dumbledore's irony...
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